Tuesday, April 16, 2024

GABBA GABBA HEY! Acknowledging a book's failure. (The "moving on" part comes later)

I have received the sales figures for my book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones. The book was published in May of 2023. It did not sell enough copies to cover the publisher's cost. The book is a failure.

Not a creative failure, at least not in my opinion. And much of the experience was positive, even wonderful. I had a blast, and I appreciate the support I received from friends, family, and fans, some of whom bought multiple copies. But the book didn't break through in the marketplace to attract anywhere near the number of buyers it needed. I can't candy-coat it. Commercially, my Ramones book is a failure.

The low sales of Gabba Gabba Hey! mean that Rare Bird Books will not be publishing my long-threatened other book, The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). I still want to see this labor of love will its way to print, and I'm reviewing options. I will probably wind up self-publishing it.

Meanwhile, my three secret projects continue. I have work to do. Failure is depressing. I acknowledge it. I'll get to the moving-on part soon. I thank each and every one of you who did buy Gabba Gabba Hey!, who helped me promote it, who showed up at and/or participated in events, and made me feel like a book-writin' big shot. I thank the folks at Rare Bird for enabling my dream of getting a book published.

It's a pretty good book, really.

It just didn't sell.

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Carl's book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

I'm on Twitter @CafarelliCarl

Monday, April 15, 2024

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1229


Another week, another powerful bit of evidence on behalf of our claim as The Best Three Hours Of Radio On The Whole Friggin' Planet. 

Now, even as avowedly humility-challenged as we're known to be, we do recognize that there are lots and lots of other fantastic radio shows out here. We are not the only ones doing this, and we are not the only ones doing it well.

If you're a part of one of those other fantastic radio shows, I sincerely hope you believe in your program just as much as Dana and I believe in This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio. You should. Hell, I believe in you. "The Best Three Hours yadda yadda Friggin' Planet" is an absolute, but I view it as a shared and mobile absolute. It's just like The Greatest Record Ever Made: An infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. 

The same goes for the best in rockin' pop radio. We are legion. We are infinite. And we are each the greatest, in our turn. And if we're gonna believe in something, well, music seems a pretty good choice. Belief feeds inspiration. Inspiration sparks action. 

And if action speaks louder than words...man, what kind of joyful noise can action make when it SINGS?

I bet it's the best.

Let's all find out. For our part: This is what rock 'n' roll radio sounded like on another Sunday night in Syracuse this week.

This show is available as a podcast.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream, and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio

You can read all about this show's long and weird history here: Boppin' The Whole Friggin' Planet (The History Of THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO)

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The many fine This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio compilation albums are still available, each full of that rockin' pop sound you crave. A portion of all sales benefit our perpetually cash-strapped community radio project:

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TIRnRR # 1229: 4/14/2024
TIRnRR FRESH SPINS! Tracks we think we ain't played before are listed in bold.

THE HALF CUBES: The Girl (Big Stir, single)
WONDERBOY: Girl Songs (n/a, Hero Isle)
THE MASTICATORS: Real Nice Time (Crab Apple, VA: I ðŸ–¤ sparkle*jets u.k.)
sparkle*jets u.k.: Hold On Tight (Big Stir, Best Of Friends)
POP CO-OP: Misfits (single)
WEEZER: My Best Friend (Geffen, Make Believe)
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MICHAEL SLAWTER: Down To Witness (n/a, The Plastic Years)
THE EXPLODING HEARTS: Modern Kicks (Dirtnap, Guitar Romantic)
P. P. ARNOLD: If You See What I Mean (Immediate, The First Cut)
THE SWANKY MODES: Ordinary Man (Island, VA: Tapeheads: Music From The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
BEEBE GALLINI: She Hulk (Rum Bar, single)
SAM AND DAVE: Said I Wasn't Gonna Tell Nobody (Atlantic, The Best Of Sam & Dave)
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PAUL COLLINS: In Another World (Jem, Stand Back And Take A Good Look)
SHONEN KNIFE: Boys (Virgin, The Birds And The B-Sides)
DEAN LANDEW: Job (single)
DEVO: Baby Doll [sung in Swedish] (Island, VA: Tapeheads: Music From The Motion Picture Soundtrack)
MONOGROOVE: One Tin Soldier (Monogroove, The Flip Side)
JUNIPER: Baby Doll (Confidential Recordings, She Steals Candy)
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KEN SHARP: Great Big Beautiful World (n/a, Welcome To Toytown)
XTC: Respectable Street (Virgin, Upsy Daisy Assortment)
THE KINKS: The Village Green Preservation Society (Universal, The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society)
YO LA TENGO: I Should Have Known Better (Matador, I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass)
HEADGIRL: Please Don't Touch (Lemon, GIRLSCHOOL: The Singles)
TOMMY SISTAK: Come Find Me (n/a, Music For Sale)
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THE ON AND ONS: Hey What's Going On? (Rogue, single)
TOM PETTY: Flirting With Time (MCA, Highway Companion)
THE JIVE FIVE: What Time Is It (Collectables, Their Greatest Hits)
THE SUPREMES: All I Want (Motown, The '70s Anthology)
DAVE COPE AND THE SASS: Precious Heart (Kool Kat Musik, Hidden From The World)
THE SOFT BOYS: I Wanna Destroy You (Matador, Underwater Moonlight)
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ELENA ROGERS: Queen (Eats Dynamite, single)
RIDEL HIGH: Self Destructive [demo] (Big Stir/SpyderPop, VA: Generation Blue)
THE REZILLOS: I Like It (Sire, Can't Stand The Rezillos)
THE FLASHCUBES: Come Out And Play (Big Stir, Pop Masters)
THE PRETENDERS: Message Of Love (Sire, The Singles)
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The Greatest Record Ever Made!
THE RAMONES: Swallow My Pride (Rhino, Leave Home)
THE MONKEES: You Told Me (Rhino, Headquarters)
THE WONDERS: That Thing You Do! (Play-Tone, VA: That Thing You Do! OST)
THE SWINGING BLUE JEANS: She Loves You (Music Brokers, VA: The Many Faces Of The Beatles)
THE CYNZ: Just A Boy (Jem, Little Miss Lost)
THE GRIP WEEDS: Shape Of Things To Come [early club demo] (Ground Up, A Deeper Dig)
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MARY WEISS: Stop And Think It Over (Norton, Dangerous Game)
THE PRIMITIVES: Out Of Reach (RCA, Bombshell)
PERILOUS: Energy (n/a, YEAH!!!)
THE POPPEES: She's Got It (Bomp!, Pop Goes The Anthiology)
ARTHUR ALEXANDER: Woman (Big Stir, Steppin' Out)
THE MUFFS: Honeymoon (Omnivore, Happy Birthday To Me)
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THE AMPLIFIER HEADS [featuring JEN D'ANGORA]: Something Went Down (Rum Bar, Songs From They Came To Rock)
KISS: Calling Dr. Love (Mercury, Rock And Roll Over)
THE CYNICS: You Got The Love (Get Hip, Rock 'N' Roll)
LITTLE RICHARD: Keep A Knockin' (Specialty, The Georgia Peach)
ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS: You Belong To Me (Rykodisc, This Year's Model)
TALL POPPY SYNDROME: This Time Tomorrow (Tres Melo Musique, single)
THE BEATLES: Glass Onion (Apple, The Beatles)
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THE HALF CUBES: Heaven's Falling (Big Stir, single)

Sunday, April 14, 2024

Tonight on THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO

 

I would love this week's show even if it weren't, y'know...OUR show. We have new stuff, courtesy of THE HALF CUBES, KEN SHARP, THE ON AND ONS, MICHAEL SLAWTER, SPEEDFOSSIL, MONOGROOVE, PAUL COLLINS, BEEBE GALLINI, ELENA ROGERS, DAVE COPE AND THE SASS, and THE AMPLIFIER HEADS FEATURING JEN D'ANGORIA. We reach back to the '50s for some LITTLE RICHARD, we represent the '60s with an array of delights from THE BEATLES, THE KINKS, THE MONKEES, THE JIVE FIVE, THE SWINGING BLUE JEANS, SAM AND DAVE, and P. P. ARNOLD, and we barrel through the '70s, '80s, and '90s with THE RAMONES, THE SUPREMES, ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS, WONDERBOY, THE PRETENDERS, XTC, THE SOFT BOYS, HEADGIRL, THE POPPEES, THE SEARCHERS, KISS, THE DONNAS, and more. We've got yer 21st century covered as well, with THE FLASHCUBES, THE CYNZ, THE GRIP WEEDS, POP CO-OP, TALL POPPY SYNDROME, WEEZER, DEAN LANDEW, JUNIPER, YO LA TENGO, PERILOUS, ARTHUR ALEXANDER, MARY WEISS, SPARKLE*JETS U.K., and that ain't even all. I love this show. You will, too. Sunday night, 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, on the web at https://sparksyracuse.org/, streaming on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. The weekend stops HERE!

Saturday, April 13, 2024

10 SONGS: 4/13/2024

10 Songs is a weekly list of ten songs that happen to be on my mind at the moment. The lists are usually dominated by songs played on the previous Sunday night's edition of This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl. The idea was inspired by Don Valentine of the essential blog I Don't Hear A Single.

This week's edition of 10 Songs draws exclusively from the playlist for This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio # 1228. This show is available as a podcast.

DAVE COPE AND THE SASS: One Hell Of A Ride

The music of Dave Cope and the Sass annexed its rightful share of TIRnRR airplay with the group's 2022 album Julee. I was (and remain!) fully in thrall of Julee's title track in particular, an irresistible rockin' pop nugget that earns the technical description razzafrazzin' FANTASTIC!! 

Restraint is for suckers. Embrace the enthusiasm awready.

And NOW! Dave Cope and the Sass return with another fine new release on the mighty Kool Kat Musik label. New album Hidden From The World serves up the prerequisite MORE! that TIRnRR craves. This week's show opens with "One Hell Of A Ride," and we'll hear another Hidden From The World track on this coming Sunday night. Razzafrazzin' fantastic. And one hell of a ride.

MONOGROOVE: I Think Of You

Essential pop act Monogroove includes the talents of the one 'n' only Rin Lennon. Rin should be familiar to the TIRnRR faithful from her work in the '80s as a member of the way-fab combo On The Air. From a previous post:

"On The Air were Rin Lennon (alias Karin), Jennifer Dorfman, and Jamie Garcia, with some other personnel in place of Jamie on some of their previous recordings. I first heard the group via their track 'Even Try,' which appeared on Rhino's (then-) contemporary girl group compilation The Girls Can't Help It in 1984. My pal Andrea Ogarrio put another On The Air gem on a divine mix tape she slapped together for me decades ago, and I snapped up the EP itself when I discovered it in a used record shop in Melbourne, Florida in 1994. SCORE!!

"I think the On The Air EP track Andrea mixed into her cassette creation was a wonderful li'l number called 'You've Got What I Want.' My favorite on the record is "This Can't Be Real," written by 20/20's Mike Gallo, a pop gem that remains a fixture on my iPod. Can't play vinyl in the car, man. 'Even Try' isn't on the EP, and a quick scan of Discogs suggests there were a handful of other On The Air tracks released on a previous single. Enough for an On The Air CD compilation? I say so!"

Well! While there ain't no On The Air CD collection as of now, Bandcamp does have an expanded version of On The Air available to purchase as a download. HuzZAH! Bandcamp is also where you can find Monogroove's current album The Flip Side, as well as some previous Monogroove works. We live in a world of plenty!

And we're plenty interested in playing Monogroove on the radio. We'll start with "I Think Of You," a sprightly pop ditty from The Flip Side, and we'll renew our pursuit of plenty this Sunday, with a Flip Side cover of a '60s classic. Monogroove is on the air.

MIKE BROWNING: Just One Day

They say Buddy Holly lives. Mike Browning has proof.

DEAN LANDEW: Job

Dean Landew's 2018 gem "After Work" very quickly accrued lots of acclaim and airplay on this little mutant radio show, and I consider it one of the many defining tracks of whatever the hell it is we do here. Dean's new single "Job" is very nearly the equal of "After Work," and that's high praise from me. "Job" leans forward in the way rockin' pop oughta, implying a seething inner pissed-offedness while barrelin' head like there's no such thing as a care in the whole freakin' world. Catharsis is best when it's catchy.

BIG MAMA THORNTON: Hound Dog

The Greatest Record Ever Made!

WONDERBOY: Arms Of Regret

STILL not Wonderboy's Robbie Rist

In last week's exciting edition of 10 Songs, we mentioned that three tracks--Elena Rogers' "I Feel Alive," Leather Catsuit's "Can't Get You Off My Mind," and Paul Collins' "I'm The Only One For You"--had already punched their virtual tickets for spots somewhere on TIRnRR's 2024 year-end countdown show. Quick work there, people! We gave all of these one more spin this week, and now each will be taking a little well-earned time off. Instead, we'll hear new singles from Paul and Elena this Sunday, and I betcha Leather Catsuit will also return to the ol' playlist afore very long.

We also mentioned that Wonderboy's epic ode to infatuation "Girl Songs" was THISCLOSE!! to likewise locking up a berth on the countdown. Like, probably already there, and definitely at least a probability if not quite a dead-to-rights certainty.

If we stopped playing it right now.

The season doesn't end today. We're not even half-way through, and regardless of whether or not "Girl Songs" has already guaranteed itself a place on the countdown, c'mon--WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING IT AGAIN! Probably more than once, and I tell ya, its already-recorded appearance on our very next TIRnRR pretty much seals the deal anyway.

But we did give "Girl Songs" this week off. Instead, we widened TIRnRR's dim widdle spotlight to include another track from Wonderboy's Hero Isle album: "Arms Of Regret."

We regret nothing. As a line from one of my three current secret projects says, "this would be a cautionary tale if its central figure were, y'know...repentant."

Regrets? We have a few. Playing Wonderboy isn't one of them.

THE FLASHCUBES: Gudbuy T' Jane

From the album Pop Masters--my favorite record of 2023--we've played the Flashcubes' cover of Slade's "Gudbuy T' Jane" on several occasions. Prior to this week, its most recent spin was on our March 18th show, which was recorded and aired after Pop Masters won the SAMMY (Syracuse Area Music Awards) for Best Rock Album. "Gudbuy T' Jane" was what played as Flashcubes Paul Armstrong and Gary Frenay strode to the stage to accept the award on behalf of fellow 'Cubes Tommy Allen and Arty Lenin). 

I wanted to acknowledge the moment and the great track that accompanied it, and I did so on the show itself. But that was also the week we paid tribute to the late Eric Carmen, so that week's associated 10 Songs column was devoted entirely to Carmen's legacy.

It's never too late to congratulate. Congratulations as well to our friends Perilous, whose album YEAH!!! was nominated in the same category. We'll hear a track apiece from Pop Masters and YEAH!!! on Sunday night.

RIDEL HIGH: Self Destructive [demo]


Our introductory spin of Ridel High's demo version of "Self Destructive" (from the Big Stir Records/SpyderPop Records book 'n' vinyl LP compilation package Generation Blue) marks the fourth week in a row that a track from Generation Blue has appeared on our playlist. Let's go for FIVE in a row. Hey, teen sensations Ridel High! Stay after school. We're gonna need you here again on Sunday.

THE CYNZ: Just A Boy

We've been all-in on behalf of Little Miss Lost, the current album by TIRnRR Fave Raves the Cynz. Without checking stats, I think "Just A Boy" is the fourth different track we've played off this album, and that's not counting the singles we programmed before they appeared on the album ("Narrow Hips" and a cover of Holly and the Italians' "Tell That Girl To Shut Up"). All in.

"Just A Boy" may be the best of the lot. It gets another spin this Sunday. With apologies to the Shangri-Las: When we say we're all in you best believe we're all in, I-N-Z!

THE B-52'S: There's A Moon In The Sky (Called The Moon)

What else can you play the night before a total solar eclipse? After spins of the Rolling Stones' "Paint It, Black" and the Beatles' "Tomorrow Never Knows," we greeted the darkness of midnight with the B-52's and  "There's A Moon In The Sky (Called The Moon.)"

It was overcast on Monday. I decided to leave work for a bit and head back home so my wife and I could try to watch whatever Totality we could spy, and spy it together.

At the moment of totality, the clouds thinned. Just enough. The air darkened. The street lights came on. And Brenda and I could see the moon completely block the sun. It was a magic moment, and we were able to experience it at each other's side.

As I write these words, I'm dealing with a professional setback. It's depressing and sobering. I'll fight my way back to the light. Maybe not today, but soon. 

In the mean time, I can reflect on the cosmic beauty of that moment on Monday, when Brenda and I looked to the heavens and witnessed something spectacular, something we will never see again in this life.

It's worth remembering. It's worth celebrating. It's worth appreciating within the disappointments and failures. The sun comes out again. There will be chances to shine.

If we can.

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

I'm on Twitter @CafarelliCarl

Friday, April 12, 2024

Once, Twice, Three Times The Secret Projects


I suddenly find myself with not one, not two, but THREE big projects at hand. Two of the projects are linked together, while the third is all by itself on its own widdle island. Each of the projects is a secret at this time, though I think I'll be announcing the first project in the very near future.

That first secret project is a book. No, not that one. I was approached to do this book, and I think it's a great idea. It's also more than a bit intimidating, simply because of the amount of work involved. So, of course, I went and made more work by attaching a related audio project based on my own notion. I tell ya, I hate me sometimes. But the secret audio project will enhance the secret book project, and I'm excited to see them both through. The two projects share a working title: M*** ********* ******, each with an individual subtitle. Details forthcoming on the first project...pretty soon, I think. Retail target date for both the book and the audio is Summer 2025.

The third secret project is also a book. Even more than the first project, this opportunity came to me out of the blue, and I'm still dizzied by its sudden appearance on my to-do list. It's a co-write, and the book's main auteur solicited my involvement in a text message on Tuesday. Why me? I'm told I have, quote, "the sense of humor for this."

Awrighty!

This book is unlike anything I've ever attempted. It's also the sort of rare opportunity that I can't decline; it would be just plain stupid to pass up this gig, no matter how big the peril of overcommitting myself. Not because of a paycheck, but because it's a cool thing that doesn't come along every day. Gotta do it. I'm remarkably stubborn, which can be a character flaw, but which can come in really handy when there's work to be done. On Wednesday, I proposed a potential title for the book (I, ****** ******), and concocted a little blurb to see if I'm on the same page as the project's principal creator. Same page achieved! This book has the potential to be a blast anna half, man. I will do my best to avoid screwing it up.

As mentioned in passing way up top, I also have that other book, my long-threatened tome The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). I have not given up on this thing, and I remain hopeful that the publication of my Ramones book last year can still eventually lead GREM! to a bookstore near you. But GREM! is already written, done. I spent about five years of my life writing it, and it will break my freakin' heart if a GREM! book never appears. But its ultimate fate has little bearing on my current projects.

With these three secret projects (and my ongoing prayer for the GREM! book), all other projects in development are effectively benched for the time being. This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl will continue, of course, and this blog still intends to remain a daily fixture for those discerning few who dig it. My proposed novel and short story collection are settling in on the back burner until further notice.

That's okay. I have a lot of other work to do first. Guess I better get writing.

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

I'm on Twitter @CafarelliCarl

Thursday, April 11, 2024

THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE: Swallow My Pride

This draws from a couple of previous posts to form a stand-alone piece. This is not currently included in the blueprint for my long-threatened book The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1).

An infinite number of tracks can each be THE greatest record ever made, as long as they take turns. Today, this is THE GREATEST RECORD EVER MADE!

THE RAMONES: Swallow My Pride
Written by Ramones [Joey Ramone]
Produced by Tony Bongiovi and T. Erdelyi
Single from the album Leave Home, Sire Recoirds, 1977

Power pop? The Ramones were more than any one genre, but yeah, they were assuredly a power pop group--a FANTASTIC power pop group--on so many of their tracks. "Swallow My Pride" (from 1977's Leave Home) is a prime example of power pop Ramones. It was also a single, a surefire monster power pop single.

It did not chart.

We should have seen this as a sign: If "Swallow My Pride" couldn't become a smash hit single, any top-of-the-pops aspirations the Ramones harbored were doomed from the start. Looking just at the Ramones' American singles, we can say maybe U.S. radio wasn't quite ready for "Blitzkrieg Bop" in '76, that "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" was pretty but not smooth enough for American airwaves, and maybe "I Remember You" didn't have the prerequisite oomph to be radio-ready.

But "Swallow My Pride" was perfect. Perfect. It's pure pop, drawing inspiration from the best '60s influences, and it doesn't even have any specific punk or glue-sniffing aspect to put an asterisk on its commercial sheen. It's a revved-up counterpart to the Bay City Rollers' "Rock And Roll Love Letter" or KISS' "Shout It Out Loud."

Perhaps "Swallow My Pride" was too good for Top 40 in 1977, and I guess progressive FM might have thought it too pop (or whatever other excuse they could concoct to dismiss something so obviously beneath the snooty-tooty noses attached to their smug carcasses). The Ramones' next three singles--"Sheena Is A Punk Rocker," "Rockaway Beach," and "Do You Wanna Dance"--maintained a similarly irresistible spark, and even managed to breach the Billboard Hot 100. No subsequent Ramones single even came close.

The Ramones deserved a string of hit records. "Swallow My Pride" should have been one of 'em.

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!! https://rarebirdlit.com/gabba-gabba-hey-a-conversation-with-the-ramones-by-carl-cafarelli/

If it's true that one book leads to another, my next book will be The Greatest Record Ever Made! (Volume 1). Stay tuned. Your turn is coming.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, streaming at SPARK stream and on the Radio Garden app as WESTCOTT RADIO. Recent shows are archived at Westcott Radio. You can read about our history here.

I'm on Twitter @CafarelliCarl

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Fake THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO Playlist: The Greatest Songs You've Never Heard

Regular listeners of The Spoon podcast are familiar with its recurring feature "The Greatest Song You've Never Heard." Just different enough from my own Greatest Record Ever Made! gimmick to keep my lawyers in check, "The Greatest Song You've Never Heard" serves the righteous goal of spreading the word about fantastic music some may have missed.

So! Let's do a whole fake playlist of those things!

We begin with the four "Greatest Song You've Never Heard" selections that Dana and I played on our two appearances on The Spoon (which would be this show and then that show). After that? We let the free-for-all roam as it oughta.

Other than our real-world spin of Eytan Mirsky's "This Year's Gonna Be Our Year" (which is itself The Greatest Record Ever Made!), I've steered clear of tracks heard on any of our five This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio compilation albums. Those discs are full-on loaded with worthy entries, and you just ain't cool if you don't own each and every one of 'em. 

(Um...ordering information for the TIRnRR compilation albums appears a few paragraphs south of here. Consider this an intervention on behalf of your fragile hipness. It ain't too late to become cooler.)

Where was I? Oh yeah. We did allow one more selection from the TIRnRR comps: the amazing "Highway Lines" by Mannix, a track which is also The Greatest Record Ever Made!, and is tentatively set to be recognized as such in my long-threatened GREM! book. Hey, Joe Mannix: If you're reading this, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME! It's...kind of urgent.

I tried to steer clear of tracks I figured The Men Of The Spoon--Robbie Rist, Chris Jackson, and Thom Bowers--have already, y'know...heard. I am not being graded on that attempt. But for our showstoppin' bonus tracks at the end, we include a couple o' fine ditties that The Spoon absolutely DOES know: Wonderboy's "Girl Songs" and Parthenon Huxley's "Double Our Numbers." The former is fronted by our esteemed Mr. Rist hisowndamself, and is a shoo-in to appear on TIRnRR's year-end countdown show when we finally bid cheery-bye to 2024. Robbie's mentioned that great Parthenon Huxley a time or three on The Spoon, and it's worth pointing out that YOU can purchase a digital album of the fab Parthenon Huxley album Sunny Nights album directly from Parthenon Huxley. Tell 'im Dana & Carl sent you. I'm pretty sure the restraining order's expired by now.

The Greatest Songs You've Never Heard. Man, we will never, ever run out of fresh music to discover, whether it's brand-new or just new to us. Maybe you know some of these, and maybe some others are tabula rasa, baby. Either way: Turn it up. And spread the word.

This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio with Dana & Carl--y'know, the real one--airs Sunday nights from 9 to Midnight Eastern, on the air in Syracuse at SPARK! WSPJ 103.3 and 93.7 FM, and on the web at http://sparksyracuse.org/ You can read all about this show's long and weird history here: Boppin' The Whole Friggin' Planet (The History Of THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO). TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATIONS are always welcome.

The many fine This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio compilation albums are still available, each full of that rockin' pop sound you crave. A portion of all sales benefit our perpetually cash-strapped community radio project:

Volume 1: download
Volume 2: CD or download
Volume 3: download
Volume 4: CD or download
Waterloo Sunset--Benefit For This Is Rock 'n' Roll Radio:  CD or download
Volume 5: CD or download

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Carl's new book Gabba Gabba Hey! A Conversation With The Ramones is now available, courtesy of the good folks at Rare Bird Books. Gabba Gabba YAY!!

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Fake THIS IS ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO Playlist: The Greatest Songs You've Never Heard

THE FLASHCUBES: It's You Tonight
MARY LOU LORD: Right On 'Till Dawn
THE NATIVES: Tell Me A Story
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THE BEVIS FROND: He'd Be A Diamond
THE OHMS: License To Kill
THE STEMS: Never Be Friends
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SAMMY AMBROSE: This Diamond Ring
LIBRARIANS WITH HICKEYS: Can't Wait 'Till Summer
DOLPH CHANEY: My Good Twin
ANNY CELSI: Sideways Rain
THE RESTLESS: I Wanna Know
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THE STALLIONS: Why
RONNIE SPECTOR: Something's Gonna Happen
THE LIKE: Release Me
THE DIRTY ROYALS: I'm In Love
SUPREMIUM: What She Needs
IRENE PEÑA: Nothing To Do With You
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DEAN LANDEW: After Work
SURFIN' LUNGS: Beach Bound
CLUB WOW: Norman Green
THE BUDDY SYSTEM: Go Back To Hollywood
THE DAHLMANNS: Shake Me Up Tonight
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DAVE COPE AND THE SASS: Julee
BILL BERRY: 1-800-Colonoscopy
ARTFUL DODGER: Follow Me
VERDELLE SMITH: Life Goes On
THE ROLLERS: Doors, Bars, Metal
SUSAN COWSILL: River Of Love
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WRECKLESS ERIC AND AMY RIGBY: Do You Remember That
JUNIPER: Baby Doll
LEATHER CATSUIT: Can't Get You Off My Mind
ELENA ROGERS: I Feel Alive
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THE MYNAH BIRDS: I Got You (In My Soul)
TALL POPPY SYNDROME: This Time Tomorrow
HOLLY GOLIGHTLY: Time Will Tell
THE PARTIES: Cryin' Shame
THE FLESHTONES: For A Smile
SPLITSVILLE: Why It Can't Be
DAVID RUFFIN: I Want You Back
RANSOM AND THE SUBSET: Don't Remember What Was Her Name
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THE SMITHEREENS: Face The World With Pride
ON THE AIR: This Can't Be Real
NEW MATH: Die Trying
HAWAII MUD BOMBERS: Wolf n' The Lamb
CIRCE LINK: Yellow Dress
THEE SGT. MAJOR III: New Painter Man
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BONUS: Songs The Men Of The Spoon have absolutely heard!
WONDERBOY: Girl Songs
PARTHENON HUXLEY: Double Our Numbers